Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
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We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
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Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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