he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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