let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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