Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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