i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
Randomize
