When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
This is the prime rib incident all over again
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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