He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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