He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
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He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
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You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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