so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
honey bunches of taint.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
So squirting runs in the family.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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