Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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