there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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