Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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