I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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