I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
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Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
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You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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