Sry I called you an 8
are you so shy because you have an std?
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
