should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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