it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
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he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
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im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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