it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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