went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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