Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
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We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
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I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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