some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Operation Purity has been aborted
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
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and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
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Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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