Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
apparently the secret to your success is patron
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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