I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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