I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
The feeling are messing with the penis
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
