I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
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He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
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I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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