there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
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