when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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