Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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