So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Randomize
