HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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