stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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