D3 body, D1 cock
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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