found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
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Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
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If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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