i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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