at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Randomize
