i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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