i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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