i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
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I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
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And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
i black out too much to be "responsible"
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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