they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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