found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
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There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
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At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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