i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
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