there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
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He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
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Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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