Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
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Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
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Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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