I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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