Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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