would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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