Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Its about making memories worth repressing
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
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she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
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Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
this hospital has no fireball
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
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