this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
There r osticjed everywhere
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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