oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
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I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
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My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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