We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
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