I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
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She's never allowed to turn 21 again
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
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Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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