She announced her abortion via fbk
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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