I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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