I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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