just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
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he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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