quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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