I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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