Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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